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  The wrong secret could flush their love down the drain.

  The Plumber’s Mate, Book 3

  It’s been six months since plumber Tom Paretski was hit with a shocking revelation about his family. His lover, P.I. Phil Morrison, is pushing this as an ideal opportunity for Tom to try to develop his psychic talent for finding things. Tom would prefer to avoid the subject altogether, but just as he decides to bite the bullet, worse problems come crawling out of the woodwork.

  Marianne, a young barmaid at the Devil’s Dyke pub, has an ex who won’t accept things are over between them. Grant Carey is ruthless in dealing with anyone who gets between him and Marianne, including an old friend of Tom and Phil. Their eagerness to step in and help only makes them targets of Grant’s wrath themselves.

  With Tom’s uncertainty about Phil’s motives, Tom’s family doing their best to drive a wedge between them, and the revelation of an ugly incident in Phil’s past, suddenly Tom’s not sure whom he can trust.

  The body in the Dyke’s cellar isn’t the only thing that stinks.

  Warning: Contains British slang, a very un-British heat wave, and a plumber with a psychic gift who may not be as British as he thinks he is.

  Heat Trap

  JL Merrow

  Dedication

  To all the lovely people who helped me with this book: Susan Sorrentino, SC Wynne, Pender Mackie, Lou Harper, Blaine Arden, Josephine Myles and, as ever, the stalwart members of Verulam Writers’ Circle and my editor, Linda Ingmanson. I couldn’t have done it without you.

  And to all the readers who’ve travelled on this journey with Tom and Phil that started with Pressure Head and Relief Valve—thank you!

  Prologue

  I’d never gone into a pub cellar before—I might be a plumber, but the sort of liquids they have piped in down there aren’t really my area of expertise. Then again, I suppose I’ve downed a few pints in my time. I’d expected it to be fairly small, just room for a few barrels and pipelines. Maybe another room where they stored the spares, and the bottles of wine and bags of crisps and stuff.

  It was actually pretty massive, with four or five separate rooms leading off from the narrow stone stairway. It couldn’t stretch as far as the whole upstairs floor space, owing to the medieval well in the public bar which must still have been in use when the cellar was dug, but it couldn’t be far off. If trade at the Devil’s Dyke ever took off in a big way, landlady Harry could put in a whole separate bar down here if she wanted to. The walls were whitewashed brick, with those low, curving ceilings you always seemed to get in cellars built during Ye Olde Tymes.

  It was as if I’d dropped in on a hobbit with a drinking problem.

  And a housekeeping problem, come to that. It smelt pretty rank down here. There was something about the odour that made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up, although maybe it was just down to the chill in the air here after the oven-like conditions back upstairs in the land of the living. I stood stock-still, opened up the spidey-senses and listened.

  I practically fell over with the force of the vibes buffeting me in the chest.

  I couldn’t believe I’d been sitting in the bar having a pint, oblivious. How could I have blocked out something that strong? There was guilt and anger—and fear too. My stomach went cold as I realised just what I was likely to find down here.

  I turned to Marianne. “I reckon you’ve got more to worry about than a burst drain, love.” My face must have looked as iffy as I felt, as she wrapped skinny arms around herself, her pretty face a picture of worry.

  I followed the thick, sickly vibes out of the main cellar with its shiny metal barrels and high-tech pump lines, the hum of the chiller unit fading behind me. They took me down the dimly lit passageway that led to the farthest cellar room. It was clearly used as a dumping ground for any old rubbish Harry hadn’t got around to chucking away yet.

  Among other things.

  It was warmer in here, although still nowhere near as hot as upstairs, and close up, the stench was sickening. Let’s face it, in my profession you get used to the odd nasty niff, from blocked drains and bunged-up loos and that, but the stink of death? That’s something else. I think it’s the sweetness that gets to me most. Like, what the hell is something so awful doing smelling sweet? I gagged and clapped a hand over my nose and mouth. It didn’t help. The reek of decay seemed to seep inside my lungs even when I wasn’t inhaling. I had to force myself to go on looking.

  Didn’t take me long to find it. Talk about following your nose. It was wedged behind some barrels—actual old wooden ones, covered in cobwebs. God knows why they were down here. Maybe they’d been left by the original owner of the place. Any beer they’d ever held had long since been drunk, or maybe just evaporated over the centuries.

  The body didn’t actually look as far gone as you’d think, given the smell. The features were swollen, grotesque, but still recognisable.

  At least, I recognised them.

  Chapter One

  Sometimes, even getting out of the house and switching your phone off won’t save you. This time, it started with a quiet Saturday lunchtime pint up at the Devil’s Dyke pub in Brock’s Hollow. It was one of those blistering-hot days you occasionally get in May that lull you into thinking Britain’s going to have a proper summer for once, and generally mean it’ll rain for the next three months solid. Not that I’m cynical or anything. I was sitting out in the beer garden with my mate Gary, listening to bees buzzing around the flowers, kiddies playing football on the grassy bit by the car park, and a bloke at the next table having a rant about global warming. A half-hearted breeze wafted listlessly, weighed down by the scents of lilacs, cheese and onion crisps, and beer.

  We were under the shade of an umbrella so Gary wouldn’t risk getting a freckle and ruining his wedding photos the following month. I’d have told him not to be so daft, except I knew that as his best man, I’d be the one getting all the grief about it on the day. And anyway, it was pretty hot. I had my sleeves rolled up even in the shade, and you had to feel sorry for Julian, Gary’s St Bernard. Between the fur coat and the sheer bulk of him, he had to be only a couple of degrees away from turning into a big doggy puddle on the grass.

  I was just contemplating getting another round in (something soft for me, with a shed-load of ice in it; I had work this afternoon) when the Devil’s Dyke herself, pub landlady Harry Shire, hove into view, her border collie Flossie panting at her heels.

  “Tom. Gary,” she greeted us gruffly. I leaned back in my seat to look up at her—Harry’s six foot tall if she’s an inch, so there was a long way to look. “Your bloke joining you?”

  “Not as far as I know.” Phil got on fine with Gary’s fiancé, Darren. He got on a lot less fine with the man himself, so if I knew my bloke, he’d be giving the Dyke a wide berth this lunchtime. “Any reason?”

  She nodded. “Got a job for him.”

  “Ooh, this sounds thrilling.” Gary leaned forward on the table while Flossie and Julian sniffed each other’s arses politely. “What is it? Light-fingered barmaids lifting money from the tills? The case of the disappearing beer barrels?”

  “It’s private.” Harry folded her arms. When most women do that, it makes their boobs look bigger. Harry, though, it just made her biceps stand out. I couldn’t help noticing they were a lot more impressive than mine. Come to that, her boobs were and all, but I didn’t have a problem with that.

  Gary pouted. He hates being left out of any juicy secrets going around.

  “Want me to ask Phil to pop round?” I asked. “I’m seeing him tonight.”

  “If you would. Soon as he can.”

  I didn’t like the sound of that. “Tel
l you what, you got your mobile on you? I’ll give him a bell.”

  Harry looked down at me for a moment, then handed over a scratched-up phone that looked older than her latest barmaid. It took me a mo to remember how to use the ones with actual buttons, but I managed to get Phil’s number into it.

  “Alban Investigations,” he answered promptly.

  “Hi, it’s me. Tom,” I added, in case the line was a bit crackly his end. “I’m up at the Dyke, ringing on Harry’s phone—she wants a word, okay? Work stuff. Your work, I mean. Not hers.”

  “Pub lunch again? All right for some. Yeah, put her on. See you about six?”

  “Yeah, see you then.” I handed the phone back to Harry—then noticed Gary smirking at me and hastily wiped the soppy smile off my face.

  Phone to her ear, Harry nodded her thanks and strode off, clicking her fingers for Flossie to follow. I watched her for a minute, then turned back to frown at the dregs of my pint. Whatever the problem was, I hoped it wasn’t serious. Harry might not be full of the traditional mine-host pub landlord’s hearty bonhomie, but she was a good friend to have. And she knew her beer.

  “I don’t see why she couldn’t have told us what it was about,” Gary muttered, giving the olive in his martini a petulant swirl. “You know me. Are my lips ever loose?”

  “Sorry—don’t think I’m qualified to answer that one. You’ll have to ask Darren.” Gary’s and my friendship has always been strictly without benefits, seeing as how I tend to go for the mean, moody and macho type, not the cuddly, kinky and camp sort, and for his part, Gary reckons vanilla’s only fit for flavouring ice cream. Which was why he was about to marry a dwarf ex-porn star, and I was currently walking out with the owner, manager and sole staff member of Alban Investigations, otherwise known as Phil Morrison.

  “Well, if Phil should happen to let any little details slip, you will share, won’t you?” Two sets of puppy eyes turned my way in an eerie joint attack from Gary and Julian.

  “Course,” I lied cheerfully, and Gary brightened. He’s never really got the concept of client confidentiality. He’s got his own IT firm, and some of the things he’s told me about “stumbling across” on his customers’ hard drives would make your hair curl.

  Nothing illegal, mind. He might be the world’s worst gossip, but he’s got standards. Or at least, he’s worked out that I have.

  “It’s odd, though,” Gary was saying. “Harry, needing a man? When has that ever happened?”

  “Well, she called you in to install the business software. Or don’t you count?” I laughed as Gary treated me to a view of a slowly swivelling finger. In principle, though, he wasn’t wrong. Harry was one of the most self-sufficient people I knew. Come the zombie apocalypse, I’d be heading straight for the Dyke and hiding behind the bar. “Maybe it’s just a know-how thing? She wants someone found, maybe, or some information, and she doesn’t know how to get hold of it?”

  “Ooh, do you think she’s got a long-lost love child she was tragically forced to give up for adoption? The product of an illicit heterosexual affair, perhaps?”

  I think I must have winced or something. Although it wasn’t because Gary made the word heterosexual sound like something out of The Joy of Extreme Sex. Lovechildren produced by illicit affairs were still a bit of a sore topic with me.

  Seeing as I’d found out only a few months ago I was one.

  Gary cleared his throat, straightened his face out from lascivious to sympathetic and patted my knee. “Sorry, darling. Didn’t mean to poke a raw nerve. But while we’re on the subject, have you found out anything more…?”

  “Nope.” I said it flatly.

  Apparently not flatly enough to deter further poking. Or patting, for that matter. “What, nothing? Are you sure that man of yours is doing a proper job?” Julian pricked up his ears, decided he needed to get in on the action and plonked his jowls down on the knee not receiving his master’s attention. His head felt like a hot water bottle, but at least his drool would evaporate quickly in the heat.

  “Phil’s not doing anything about finding my real dad. I haven’t asked him to.”

  Gary stared at me, blank incomprehension all over his soft, round face. “But don’t you want to know? I mean, it’s so exciting! You could literally be anyone.”

  “Yeah, well, sorry to disappoint you, but I’m pretty sure I’m not Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed’s lovechild.”

  “Well, of course not, darling. You’re not dark enough, and anyway the timing would be all wrong. Still, maybe some dashing young guardsman…”

  “No. My mum’s still my mum, okay?”

  Gary nodded thoughtfully. “Although I have to say, I find her much more interesting now.”

  “You would.” There was a loud bang as one of the kiddies punted the football straight into the van’s windscreen. I cringed, and the lad, who must have been all of seven or eight, froze for a moment, visibly worried he was going to cop it. Luckily he was never going to be the next David Beckham and the ball bounced off harmlessly. Play resumed as though nothing had happened, but I noticed one or two blokes giving their cars nervous glances.

  “Well, of course. She’s a lady with a dark, hidden past.” Gary sighed wistfully. “We have so much in common.”

  “Hint all you like, I’m still not going there.” Mainly because I was one hundred percent sure it was utter bullshit. On Gary’s part, at least. The matter of my mum’s dark, hidden past had been made painfully clear to me by Auntie Lol’s cache of old letters.

  Gary sighed again. Actually, this time it was more like a huff of exasperation. “I just think you should do something about it, before it’s too late. People don’t live forever.” He shot me a significant look. “You of all people should know that.”

  “Oi, what am I—the angel of death?”

  He pursed his lips. “Noooo… You’re more like a harbinger.”

  “Whatever one of those is.” I had a feeling I wasn’t going to like it.

  “A portent. A deadly warning.” Gary beamed. “You’re a banshee!”

  “Oi. I’m not a bloody banshee. I turn up after the fact and find stuff, that’s all. And there’s no wailing involved either.”

  Gary shrugged. “I’m just saying, you seem to spend a lot of time in the company of corpses, that’s all.”

  “Trust me, mate, I spend as little time as possible with ’em. So how’s the wedding plans going?” Okay, as attempts to change the subject go, it was less than subtle, but Gary’s never been able to resist talking about his love life.

  “Famously, darling. I’m meeting up with Darren’s parents tomorrow to discuss things.”

  “Yeah? This the first time you’ve met them?”

  “Of course not. They see me as a surrogate child.”

  “So what’re they like? Are they, you know…” I’d been about to say dwarves, but I bottled it. “A lot like him?”

  “Oh, absolutely. Darren comes from a long line of market traders. He was selling fruit and veg before he was knee-high to a proverbial.”

  I wasn’t going to touch the issue of Darren’s height with a bargepole, proverbial or otherwise. “Let me guess, his first words were two fer a pahnd?”

  “Something more along the lines of firm and juicy, I believe.” Gary tossed down the last of his martini, then sucked the olive off his cocktail stick with a suggestive slurping sound.

  “Want another?” I asked.

  Gary pouted at his glass. “Just a Diet Coke, darling. Putting on weight now would be a disaster. And the same goes for you. A man of your height shows every extra ounce.” He wagged a finger at me and chortled.

  Bloody hell. It was bad enough when it was just Darren making the short-arse jokes.

  After finding out about my real dad from my late Auntie Lol, I’d meant to get right on the case—well, get Phil on the case—of finding out just wh
o I really was. But I’d had a run of jobs to catch up on, and what with one thing and another, I just…hadn’t.

  It hadn’t helped that I’d had a pretty good idea how my sister, Cherry, would react if I started trying to rake up the past. We’d been getting on a lot better lately, Cherry and me. Seeing a lot more of each other—Sunday roasts with Phil and her reverend fiancé, the occasional weekday lunch in St Albans, just Cherry and me, that sort of thing. Seemed a shame to upset the apple cart. And, well… Dad wasn’t such a bad sort. I mean, he’d been fine about me being gay and not having a high-flying career or anything.

  Although now I was wondering if he just didn’t care, seeing as I wasn’t his.

  But he’d been the one who’d been, well, a dad to me. It hadn’t been his fault he’d been a bit past it by the time I came along and wanted someone to take me playing footie in the park. He’d been the one who’d taught me how to ride a bike—not that I could remember it, exactly, but it must have been him. God knows my big brother, Richard, wouldn’t have bothered. And Dad was the one who gave me my pocket money and paid for my driving lessons. Not to mention, gave me the disappointed look when I pranged the car my first time flying solo.

  It just didn’t seem right. Like, trying to find my real dad would be ungrateful or something. And, well. It wasn’t like he’d ever bothered to find me, was it?

  So I’d just let it slide.

  Now, though… Gary had got me wondering again.

  I brought it up with Phil that night, when we were sitting on the sofa, me still picking at my dinner and him flicking through the channels on the telly with Merlin purring away like a buzz saw on his lap.

  “Gary reckons I ought to do something about finding my real dad.”

  “So? Not up to him, is it?”

  I sighed and bunged my plate on top of Phil’s on the coffee table, where it was just far enough out of reach to be a barrier against temptation. I was stuffed, really. Arthur came and gave the plates a sniff, then backed off quickly, furry tail twitching. Apparently, lamb biryani wasn’t his thing. Who knew? Then again, I had pretty comprehensively picked out all the meat already.